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August 2012

Aug 27, 2012160 notes
#and looks handsome
“A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be busy with something, and to know how to demand with all his might that which he desires.” —Paulo Coelho (via pavorst)
Aug 23, 20122,429 notes
#Look: #I'm not going to sentimentalize this or anything #but this is TRUE #that's how toddlers operate #and is why my nephew skyped with me today #and then proceeded to ignore me completely #in favor of a truly awesome new toy #it's terrific and annoying simultaneously
olympic hot tub sex party: creative process meme! → betternovembers.tumblr.com

worldaccordingtofangirls:

i originally thought up these questions for writers, but then i realized that they can really apply to anything - artists, composers, whatever. idk about you guys but i love to talk about my process so yeah

  • red: is it hard for you to think up new ideas? list…
Aug 23, 20127,241 notes
#meme #I need to do shit
Aug 23, 2012267,707 notes
#SERIOUSLY #seriously #thank you sir #gif set
Aug 22, 20123,258 notes
#allison gets ships right #that's all #show: parks and rec #ch: april ludgate #ch: ben wyatt #gif set
Aug 22, 2012173 notes
#damn the man; save empire! #mark with a c instead of a k is psychedelic #I believe he is higher than a kite in this scene #movies I need to rewatch #movies I watched in high school a million times #movie: empire records #gif
Aug 22, 201265 notes
#things I do not need: more scarf patterns #things I want: to make this scarf forty times #gorge! #knitting
Kind World: No Longer A Thankless Job: Retail Workers Surprised By Kindness Of A Customer → kindworld.tumblr.com

kindworld:

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Kristin Z. worked at the Natick Mall in Massachusetts during the Winter of 2005. Christmas was just around the corner and when you work retail during the busiest week of the year, customers can get snappy, and workers can become exhausted. But one customer turned the craziness of the…

Aug 17, 201227 notes
#I was making dinner in the kitchen when this was recorded. #This took like AN HOUR. #So now obviously I'm like totally famous. #sisters! #(the other reason this makes me laugh is that this is totally #my sister's ''story telling voice'' #which probably very few people can differentiate from her normal voice #but I CAN)

fakemustache:

balinskis | lindtbarton:

If you are my friend and you understand that left to my own devices I will forget to speak to you for weeks to months and you get that it doesn’t mean I hate you and you just need to come and talk to me instead thank you so much.

#i’m so bad at friendship

Aug 15, 201232,426 notes
#guilty
“A beautiful young woman strides down the sidewalk alone, head down, hands drawn into fists. She’s walking fast, darting around huge men with black cameras thrusting at her mouth and chest. “Kristen, how do you feel?” “Smile Kris!” “Hey, hey, did you get her?” “I got her. I got her!” The young woman doesn’t cry. Fuck no. She doesn’t look up. She’s learned. She keeps her head down, her shades on, fists in her pockets. Don’t speak. Don’t look. Don’t cry.” —Jodie Foster, a former childhood actress herself, sticks up for Kristen Stewart in a piece up on the site today. “If I were a young actor today I would quit before I started,” she writes. “If I had to grow up in this media culture, I don’t think I could survive it emotionally.” Media, we suck sometimes. Let’s cut this girl a break, eh? (via newsweek)
Aug 15, 20128,316 notes
#this is a really good piece of writing #fuck 'em all
Aug 15, 2012829 notes
#THEIR LOVE IS SO PURE #THEY ARE TOTALLY CRYING WITH HAPPINESS IN EACH OTHER'S PRESENCE #LOOK VICTOR THAT'S MY NEW BABY #LET'S MOVE INTO A CONDO TOGETHER AND RAISE MY KIDS TOGETHER #IT COULD BE IN FLORIDA WHERE IT'S ALWAYS HUMID AND WE WOULD HAVE SUPER WAVY HAIR ALL THE TIME #LET'S TOTALLY DO THAT
Some day I'm not going to be dizzy.

Then I’ll probably get real drunk.

Aug 9, 2012
Aug 2, 2012899 notes
#lee pace is so handsome it's wrong #just handsome in all caps and forty exclamation points #gif set #show: pushing daisies
Aug 2, 2012154 notes
#the rain on my car is a baptism #I'm a new me #Power Lloyd #my assault on the world begins now #maybe you're right Corey #if you start out depressed everything comes as kind of a pleasant surprise #movie: say anything #how many times have I seen this movie?
Aug 2, 2012112 notes
#I just want to hang out with the person who thought of erotic friend fiction #it is the greatest phrase of our time #sexy 60 minutes! #god love you tina belcher #you are my warped little hero #gif set #show: bob's burgers
Aug 2, 2012683 notes
#I have no words for tina belcher #except one: #perfection #I wish I could rename my tumblr erotic friend fiction #the most excellent subtitle ever #gif set #show: bob's burgers #I hope you find love tina belcher
Aug 2, 20122,484 notes
#this should have batman on it #and then i would make one for me #show: parks and rec #also mimosas and velour tracksuits
Apparently, the Olympic Village is a Fuckfest. → espn.go.com

rohirrims:

malfoyisms:

victorywaffles | attractiveolympians:

        “There’s a lot of sex going on,” says women’s soccer goalkeeper Hope Solo, a gold medalist in 2008. How much sex? “I’d say it’s 70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians,” offers world-record-holding swimmer Ryan Lochte, who will be in London for his third Games. “Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.”
        At the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn’t enough, prompting a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics.

The greatest, most insightful and most quotable article ever written.

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#i want an excel document checkmarking every single hookup

Remember how Siobhan Sharpe hired a rapper to compose a song encouraging the use of condoms in the Olympic Village? And it was INSPIRED?

Aug 1, 201213,588 notes
#olympics #show: twenty twelve #please watch this show and jessica hynes' BRILLIANCE #she is awesome
Aug 1, 20127,538 notes
#AMY POEHLER! #The best in the world! #for real #gif set
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