May 2013
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I love that the judges on “So You Think You Can Dance” never feel they have to resort to hyperbole to make their feelings known.
May 23rd
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“I read it because I finally talked myself into the idea (maybe call it the...”
– Five Reasons Dudes Should Read PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (via bookriot)
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Dear Tumblr, I queue shit so I can move it around and pretend there’s a thing like “variety” to my interests. However, currently, shuffle is not working and I’m missing the button to move posts to the top of the queue. This is bullshit. Please give me back the move to top button. Please make shuffle do something other than taunt me with impossibilities.  Like, imagine you...
May 23rd
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anniephantom: labirdgeoiseed: this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times I don’t care, fuck you okay ready as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath. all of this made him a super-calloused fragile mystic...
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have you ever gotten to a point in a conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
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damngruchy: supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns my grandma is 82
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